Sunday, September 4, 2011

I'll Play ;)

50 Things To Do Sexually Before You Die (Featured at Toys for Sex)

How many can you check off the list?

1.Kiss a girl
I haven't.  Well, no more than a friendship peck. 

2.Have anal
Mmmhmm.  Love it when the mood is right.  The first time?  SUCKED.  Super painful.  There's totally a learning curve.

3.Have a threesome
Nope.  Nice in fantasy, but that's it.  I'd never even consider acting on it.

4.Engage in group sex

5.Have phone sex
Surprisingly, no.  The hubs was a military man and we've spent a lot of time apart, but he's always had a roommate or like, you know, been off to war and so privacy is an issue.  Eh...  ::shrugs::

Every now and then.  Obviously for reviews, haha...  if I get frustrated and he's working...but I usually prefer to wait for him.  The end result is wayyy better. 

7.Use a vibrator

8.Use a sex toy on someone else

9.Be tied up
Pinned down, lightly tied, yes...  Love being restrained. 

10.Tie someone up
I'd rather be the one tied up, haha.

11.Have sex in a public space
Ha...yeah.  I met my husband when we were teenagers and still living with our parents.  We've had sex in quite a few public places. 

12.Be a voyeur and watch others having sex (live, porn does not count)

13.Sex in a car
Yeahhh...  again with the teenagers living with parents thing.  I had my first ever orgasm in a car, haha!

14.Sex at a drive-in

15.Mile-high club

16.Sex with a stranger

17.One-night stand

18.Married sex
The're more comfortable with each other and your know what works for you, and at least in our case, willing to try a lot more without fear of being judged.

19.Sex on a boat
Never had the opportunity.

20.Sex in a body of water
No.  Shower sex...but that's not the same.

21.Light spanking
Yes, please!  I didn't like it at first.  Many years ago when he first tried it, I cracked up laughing.  I could not stop laughing!  I felt so bad that I was probably making him feel bad for trying it, but it was just hilarious to me for some reason.  So glad he tried again a few years later.  I was missing out!  I think I just reallyyyy like for him to be dominant in any way at all.  Hot. 

22.Read erotica
Sometimes.  I haven't bought any since my grandmother picked up a book in the Beauty trilogy and asked me about it, haha...awkward. 

23.Play strip poker/Monopoly/card game
No, I've always been too self conscious. 

24.Sex in the shower
Done it...but it's not my favorite thing ever.  He seems to love it though. 

25.Sex standing up against a wall
Actual sex, no...  foreplay, yeah, sure.

26.Sex with no kissing
Probably...  I remember at least once being pregnant and exhausted and him "bugging me" and saying "JUST DO IT."  Hahhaha...and he loved it, no work for him, I guess? 

27.Sex in the pitch black
Yes, yes, yes!

28.Sex in the broad daylight
Many times...  but I can't seem to fully enjoy it that way. 

29.Making out with no sex long after you're no longer a virgin
This never happens anymore.  So sad! 

30.Sex in a tent in the wilderness

Ugh, no.  We did get down and dirty in a field once.  It was night and I ended up covered in mosquito bites and I'm so lucky I didn't end up with ticks on me, and ick.  Neverrr again.

31.Watch porn together

No.  I would, if he wanted to.  I doubt he'd ever bring it up though. 

32.Watch porn alone

I have. 

33.Learn to give yourself multiple orgasms
I can't for myself.  One and I have to stop.  I can try again for another after a rest...  He can give them to me sometimes where they're one right after the other.  But usually just one, and it's too much to keep going.  I will make him stop...though it's when he just ignores me (he knows me better than I know myself, I guess, haha!) and keeps on keepin' on that I can have multiples. 

34.Sex on the beach


36.Using ice sexually
I can't see myself enjoying that.

37.Sexual role play
A little.  I'm totally doing the maid thing for his birthday this year. 

38.Whipped cream
Whipped cream fights in the kitchen in the middle of the night that lead to sex, yes...  The whipped cream bikini thing?  No. 

39.La Perla lingerie sex

40.Frederick's of Hollywood lingerie sex
Never shopped there.

41.Sex with someone much older
Much older, no.  A year older, yes.

42.Sex with someone younger (legal!)

43.Sex in a foreign country, possibly with a foreigner
No.  And no.

44.A quickie in a skirt
I wear a lot of skirts.  ;)

45.A longie in the rain
Yes!  At a playground and then leaning up against the car.  Fun stuff. 

46.Sex in the ocean while people swim all around you

47.Feather ticklers
We have one.  Haven't used it.

48.Sex while "altered" whether by alcohol or something else
I don't drink much and when I do, I stop myself before I get drunk.  Slightly tipsy, I've been...but usually if we're drinking that much, he is totally hammered and ends up puking and we don't do anything at all. 

49.Learn to orgasm in less than five minutes from intercourse alone
It's do-able.  Difficult, but it's happened.

50.Silent sex in a full house
Oh, yeah.  We're pretty quiet for the most part...we're just naturally quiet anyway, but we've mostly always had to be quiet for some reason or another anyway.   

Okay everyone else's turn how many on the list can you check off?

1 comment:

  1. Great post. Glad someone else did this. I was totally lazy on my posting but it still worked hey :) nice when that happens.